Me and an Action Figure...

Hello everyone and everydoggy! I hope you had a wonderful weekend! I was lucky because the weather chilled a little… they say it is just for a few days…
Well, my human with the computer is blubbering something about a book… I don’t know… that will appear very soon worldwide and everyone will want one… I’m not very interested because I can’t read… I tried a few magazine and newspapers but they end up in my stomach. Reading is just not for me… you should see Suki! She knows how to read!
Coming back to what I wanted to tell you about… my human came back a few days ago with an action figure made after the actor who plays the role of the main character inspired from the book that will appear really soon… did you understand anything from what I’ve said? Nooo? Neither did me…
Of course I was very interested to see what that little thing does… actually I wanted to chew it… and I did! I did! I still can’t get it why grown ups act like that… reading books for children… and they say to me that I have to grow up and not jump so much around the house… Ya right!

Hello! Can I bite this? No? Why not?

Give it to me! NOW!C'mon! Plzzzz!!! Look I'm cute! Now give it to me!
Come here you little thing!
I think I can handle it by myself! YES!
What do you mean "give it back"? Are you crazy human? It's mine! If it is in my mouth, it's mine! Now find yourself another toy to play with... you can take one of mine...