Heeeeeeeeeeey guys! I know, I know! I’m such a terrible blogger! But I have tonnes of photos and stories about ME! Of course!
It’s my BIRTHDAY!!! 3 years old… can you believe it? I’m a big boy! And of course, the humans prepared a nice surprise for me! Cheese cake! Yummieeeeeee! I love cheese! And there were gifts too! But c’mon I’ll better show you the photos!
Hey human! R u sure this is for me???
I'm a little nervous... Oh boy!
Ooooo this is so gooood! Cheese!
No, no! I don't need any help!
Ah OK... if you want to... you can help me...
Where did you go with that spoon???
Gifts? For meee??? Hihihi!
This gift rocks! A paper bag! Love it!
What do you mean "the bag it's not the gift"?
Ooooo! I should look inside the bag!
OK! OK! I got it!
What is that thing?
TOYS!!! I absolutely LOVE toys!
A photo from this angle, plz!
You know something? I love the toys but I'm keeping the bag too...
I can't??? It's my birthday! I can keep the bag!
Give it back, human!
Oh well, let's play!
It's my BIRTHDAY!
What is that Mickey doing there???? I don't know this Mickey!!!!!
I want it! Give it to me! Now!!!
C'mooon! Plzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!
[Human with the computer' note: Ronin has begged for about an hour to give him the Mickey Mouse. As you all know by now, Ronin is a perseverent little pug...]
Happy Easter to all my friends who celebrate/celebrated Easter this Sunday! We will celebrate Easter next week… It’s just a way in which the Easter Bunny tries to avoid me… But I’m going to get him and keep all the presents! YA! Talking about presents! You should see what one of my humans got from a friend! And I’m not talking about the human with the computer - the toy freak… what human? I thought I should mention your toy addiction… as if people don’t know! Any way… the present shocked me at first! You will see why… We have photos! I also got my anti-rabies and other anti-I can’t pronounce/write vaccine! Ohooo! I acted like a total goof at the clinic… everyone laughed… they said that my tongue looked like a tie… ya… I was so embarrassed.
Now: PHOTOS!!! See ya!!!
Who is this? WHAT is this? Are you trying to make fun of me, human?
No funny moves!
That’s my food you little thing! Got it? What? What? What are you doing??? You areee making fun of me, human! It’s a tooooy! A puggy toy! It’s MINE! What do you mean? It's MINE, I tell you! There’s no point in discussing the matter… the pug toy belongs to me. You tried to trick me and it didn’t work… you have to deal with the consequences!
I said NO!
No, I'm not sleepy! What? What is the other puggy toy that I wasn't allowed to chew doing here?
I'm funny? I look funny to you? Cute you say? Sometimes I wished I was a German Shepard... I wouldn’t look so funny and cute then, right?
Vaccin??? Why??? I was good... A few pee-pees... but what was the harm in those...
Hi guys! Ya I know... loooong time... Blame the human with the computer! First work, then a broken toe… my human with the computer… But, on the other paw, I am doing very well! Eating, playing, sleeping, and peeing everywhere… Same old me! Hihihihi! For being such a good pooch (Ya! Right!) I got new toys! You have to admit I have a really cool collection of toys. The human with the computer bought me two (not one, but two) “squeaking” balls! Ya! I was so excited when I saw the package! Oh boy! And talking about toys; a few weeks ago the human with the computer got this amazing doll (not for playing… the human with the computer is also a toy collector)… This dolly is so awesome because it smells like vanilla… it’s made somewhere in Spain. I tried to steal the doll… can you imagine a better toy?! Smells so good, it has stuffed parts and rubber parts!!! Not to mention the hair and eyes, perfect for chewing… :D But of course I didn’t succeed… I tried my puppy face; I tried my angry face… but NO! I was not allowed to play with it… stupid human! But sooner or later I’ll put my paw on it!
Oh! Oh! We’ve got photos, of course!
Have a super Sunday all!
Something for ME?????
Ooooooo boy, oh boy! I like it a lot! Thanks! Another one??? Hihihihi!
I'm a little sleepy... can we play later?
Just 5 minutes... Zzzzz...
What?Do you have something to tell me?
You are so boring, human...
What do you mean it's not mine? Of course it's mine! I got it!
Don't even think! I've got fangs and I'm going to use them! What do you mean I'm cute? I'm not cute! I'm ferocious!
Happy Valentine's Day!!!! Oh boy, oh boy! Can you feel that love is in the air? Hihihi! Amour! Because it’s a very special day, the human with the computer let me play (a little) with Minnie and Mickey Mouse… I tried to play with them a few times before but I was yelled at… But today I was allowed…
And when I thought that everything was picture perfect… the ears appeared… I mean I have almost nothing against those fluffy ears but, if you notice there is a BOW between them! And you all know that I’m a boy-puggy! A warrior!
So I ask you: what is that BOW doing there? I know I’m cute, human! You don’t have to repeat it… Oh wait! You can repeat it, but remove the girly thing from my head!
I’m upset! See what you’ve caused human? No, I’m not looking for any pretext to take a nap… maybe a little… When I wake up can I play with Minnie and Mickey? No? Why?
We will talk when I get up… Happy Valentine’s Day!!!
Hi guuuys! Happy New Year!!! How are you all? Of course I am a bad blogger thanks to my human with the computer… the job thing came into discussion again. Oh well… I had a wonderful time this winter… holidays, gifts… food, family, food… I have photos to prove it!
I’m such a cute Santa Puggy! What do you mean? I’m not fat! I’m puffy!
What are you eating there?! Give me!
Ithink I’ll take a nap… right here under the Christmas tree…
Hihihi! I peed somewhere and I’m not telling you where…
Oh boy! I love this penguin!
Mine!
All MINE!
Love it!
Yahooooo!!! A new toy car!
What do you mean it's not mine? Of course it's mine!
Hi everyone!!! Christmas! I love Christmas! How was your Christmas time? Did you get what you wished for? I did! I did! But let’s start with the beginning… Again, my humans cooked and backed all kinds of yummy food (but I was not allowed to taste it… not good for doggies). I had a super Christmas bath! You didn’t expect me to scare Santa with my smell, did you? Hihihi! After that I helped the human with the computer with gift wrapping… I’m so good at that… in the end I ate some paper but no harm was done… Because I was such a good puggy-pug (Ya right!) Santa came on Christmas Eve!!! Yes! With a lot of gifts! And as my human with the computer promised, with toys for ME!!! Now I let you see my photos! Hope you all had a wonderful Christmas!
When is Santa getting here?
I’m such a good dog… see? I’m helping you! This gift paper looks yummy…
Can I eat this?
Zzzzzz! What are you doing, human? Zzzzzz....
Look at my puppy face!!!
Santa??? Not yet???
Maybe if I take a little nap, Santa will come...
He came!!! Yeeeeeey! My gifts!!!
Mine, mine, mine!
Wonder what's inside...
Piggy, go away! I'm busy!
And another present! What is it?
OH BOY!!!! A stuffed ball!!!!
I LOVE IT!
Hihihi! What do you think, human?
TOYS! I love toys!
I want to play! Now!
I'm not here for you to make fun of me, human! Take Frosty! I'll bite him!
I'm Ronin! I'm a little warrior and I bite everything I see. RONIN = origin: Japanese; meaning: Samurai who had lost their masters in wars. The Blog description "Pugum Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus" is adapted from J.K. Rowling. The Christmas blog description is adapted from " 'Twas the Night Before Christmas" by Clement Clarke Moore.